Love and Marriage

My better half forwarded these to me this morning: Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage" It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself". -------------------------------------------------------------- Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! -------------------------------------------------------------- Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb -------------------------------------------------------------- A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. -------------------------------------------------------------- Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. -------------------------------------------------------------- - Marriage is a three-ring circus: --engagement ring ---wedding ring ---suffering -------------------------------------------------------------- When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why. -------------------------------------------------------------- Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. -------------------------------------------------------------- We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. --------------------------------------------------------------